Kid presses call button on commuter hotline phone.

Father: Why did you do that?

Son: I’m sorry. I didn’t know what it was.

Father: If you do that again the police will arrest you.

Son: Really?

Father: Yes, George Bush will come and take you to jail.

Son: What?

Father: He will kill you and put your picture on the Wall of Memories [Ground Zero feature].

–World Trade Center PATH station

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