Easter Rabbit: But you can’t quit now. You’ll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.
Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.
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Bugs Bunny: [singing and skipping] Here’s the Easter Rabbit, hooray! / Making like funny, hooray! – Phooey! I’m glad I don’t have to do this for a living.
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Bugs Bunny: I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head / This whole thing is gooney, I should have stood in bed.
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Bratty Kid: I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!…


Bugs Bunny: Of course you know, this means war!
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Elmer Fudd: Hey, pinhead. Do you know how to make antifreeze?
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, hide her nightgown! Yuk yuk yuk yuk!
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Southern Senator: Ah demands, ah say, ah demands a price on Bugs Bunny’s head. Noggin, that is. That lowdown miserable good-for-nothing hare must die!
Bugs Bunny: Hare! Die! Hair dye! That’s a joke son, ya missed it!
[smacks the senator around]
Bugs Bunny: Admit it, son, I’m too fast for ya!
[Bugs kisses him and runs off]
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Shhh! Be very, very quiet: we’re hunting Elmers! (with Daffy Duck)
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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. – Bugs Bunny

OOH! Look at four-legged airplane! – Bugs Bunny

Carrots are devine… You get a dozen for a dime, It’s maaaa-gic! – Bugs Bunny

Eeeeeeh, watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch. – Bugs Bunny


What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon! – Bugs Bunny

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! – Bugs Bunny

Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven…’cause it hasn’t! – Bugs Bunny

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending? – Bugs Bunny

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license? – Bugs Bunny

I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season? – Bugs Bunny

Oh, well, we almost had a romantic ending! – Bugs Bunny

My, I’ll bet you monsters lead innnnteresting lives. – Bugs Bunny

Of course you realize this means war! – Bugs Bunny

Gee, ain’t I a stinker? – Bugs Bunny

Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living. – Bugs Bunny

I bet you say that to all the wabbits. – Bugs Bunny


For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don’t you shoot yourself an elephant? – Bugs Bunny

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law! – Bugs Bunny

Eh, what’s up, doc? – Bugs Bunny

Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? – Bugs Bunny

If it’s the Captain’s Mess, let him clean it up. – Bugs Bunny

Hey, I found Nemo! – Bugs Bunny

Shhhhhhhh! I’m about to defy you. – Bugs Bunny

And remember, ‘mud’ spelled backwards is ‘dum’. – Bugs Bunny

Ah, your brother blows bubble gum! – Bugs Bunny

I’ll be scared later. Right now I’m too mad. – Bugs Bunny

The way I run this thing you’d think I knew something about it. – Bugs Bunny

Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. – Bugs Bunny

1 Comment on I’d Marry Bugs Bunny

  1. I love Bugs. *chuckling* I’ll take the Warner Brothers cartoons over the Hannah Barbera or Disney ones any day. 😀

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