..Their Old Familiar Carols Play…


Woman: We were playing Christmas music last night. If you listen to the words, a lot of those songs really mean something.

–Rockefeller Center

Yuppie girl #1: God, this train is so crowded.
Yuppie girl #2: I hate it when the train is packed like this.
Yuppie girl #1: I just want to shove people, but there’s nowhere to shove them to, it’s so crowded.
Guy: Whoa, peace on earth, goodwill toward men, everyone just settle down.

–1 train


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