Ok. So, I was flabbergasted at what Pat Robertson said, and HAD to post about it. But, then I realized, why post thw original article when I can laugh laugh laugh at it all?

November 11, 2005

God Denies Links to Pat Robertson

Robertson_thumb_2God denied having any links to conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson yesterday after He received reports that Mr. Robertson told residents of Dover, P.A., that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting “intelligent design” and warned them of His wrath. Sources close to the Higher Being say that He is “tired” of Mr. Robertson and wants him to stop using His name. 

God considering filing “cease and desist” letter

By Cole Walters

Robertson_tv_2 WASHINGTON, DC—God denied having any links to conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson yesterday after He received reports that Mr. Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected Him by voting their school board out of office for supporting “intelligent design” and warned them not to be surprised if disaster struck.

Earlier this year, God received reports that Mr. Robertson had called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Sources close to the Higher Being say that He is “tired” of Mr. Robertson and wants him to stop using His name.

The Swift Report

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1 Comment on God Denies Links to Pat Robertson

  1. arian_diana says:

    hee hee hee

    That is hysterical!

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